Maya is a tech strategist with over 10 years of experience in digital innovation and enterprise solutions, passionate about helping businesses adapt to technological changes.
It’s possible there is no great enthusiasm for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for glossiness and bloat. And yet, it has to be said: his richly designed romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer to it to the recent, stately interpretation by Robert Eggers of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, like a particular moment that looks like it presents a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a humorous yet burdened vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played such a part earlier – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the sinister Dracula, played by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent evoking Carell’s Gru character in the Despicable Me films. This character that he too was born to take on.
The plot unfolds as follows: the vampire lord has traveled ceaselessly the world in sorrow for hundreds of years since he became undead, a penalty for his faithless sorrow after the passing of his beloved Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who might be the return of his lost love. As ill fortune would have it, the lucky lady is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the modest betrothed of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who has recently been to Dracula’s fortress to discuss his property portfolio and the tiny painting of the lovely Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson structures Dracula’s flashback sequence of global roaming wearing flamboyant outfits with a sure hand, and he doesn’t shy away from offering humorous scenes with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – for example Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to end his own life after Elisabeta’s death, along with farcical scenes that follow Dracula sprays himself in a certain perfume in historic Florence, which causes him to be irresistible to women. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is on digital platforms starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray from December 22nd. It will be shown in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
Maya is a tech strategist with over 10 years of experience in digital innovation and enterprise solutions, passionate about helping businesses adapt to technological changes.